mad dyke magI’m Seated for ‘Love Lies Bleeding’And the seat is soaking wet.·2 min read·Jan 30, 2024----
mad dyke magRemember When Natalie Basically Asks Parvati What That Mouth Do At Final Tribal Council?Two ridiculously hot women sit side by side in a gazebo smothered in “native” (native to where no one is quite sure) decor (basically a…·3 min read·Dec 31, 2023--1--1
mad dyke magThe Controversy Behind the ‘Royal Wedding of Lesbian TikTok’“Forever starts on Saturday,” it says in Times New Roman over a black-and-white photo of two perfect-looking women kissing on a sail boat…·3 min read·Dec 5, 2023----
mad dyke magPeople Think Taylor Swift is Grooming Travis Kelce Because He’s DumbI love it here.·2 min read·Nov 30, 2023----
mad dyke magSomeone Said ‘Tribbing’ on ‘Love Island’Two bombshells in mico bikinis are curled up on a daybed outside a rented mansion somewhere in Figi. “Bombshell” in the world of Love…·4 min read·Nov 28, 2023----
mad dyke magDianne Feinstein Replaced By (Gay) Laphonza ButlerWe (dykes) are slowly infiltrating the U.S. government. First, we take over speaker of the house, now we have one whole senator! Laphonza…·2 min read·Oct 5, 2023----
mad dyke mag‘The View’ Co-Host Says Gays Can Sniff Each Other Out Like Truffle PigsI’ve spent most of my life staring down women in public trying to decipher whether or not they’re gay — looking for short nails, undercuts…·2 min read·Sep 29, 2023--1--1
mad dyke magKristen Stewart Makes a ‘Queer Eye’ for Ghosts“How many people died here?” hot “tech expert” Alex LeMay asks in the beginning of the trailer for Living for the Dead, a new supernatural…·2 min read·Sep 28, 2023----
mad dyke mag‘AJLT’ S2 E11: F*ck Aidan & Big, Shoe Is The Great Love of Carrie’s LifeCarrie’s on the phone with Aidan, making sure his son’s okay after he crashed his truck into a tree. Once it’s confirmed he’s fine, she…·11 min read·Aug 28, 2023----