(TW: suicide)

ABC inadvertently cast its first gay Bachelor when they named Colton Underwood as the star of season 23 of the show, where a 29-to-40-year-old former athlete chooses his future wife from 32 21-to-24-year-old physical therapists from various regions of the midwest. If you tuned into Colton’s season, it was awkward as hell and ended with him throwing himself over a fence and basically forcing contestant Cassie Rudolph to stay on the show and date him (she’d initially wanted to leave because she wasn’t into it.) It was hard to watch tbh. And that’s saying a lot for this…


On Instagram live recently, Kehlani, who previously said they were “queer, not bi, not straight”, announced she “finally” knows she’s a lesbian and we love that for her! The singer — famously the romantic interest of Haley Kiyoko in the “What I Need” video — went on to talk about their privilege as a “cisgender-presenting, straight-presenting” person in the music industry.

“I think a lot of artists who we talk about and say, ‘Oh, they had to come out or they had to do this,’ a lot of them can’t hide it,” she said in the video. “A lot of…


And threatened to f*ck her dad.

Desperate for attention after going more than a year without hardly any mass shootings to parlé into PR opportunities for herself, Gun Girl, basically a packet of ramen with an AK-47, decided to make Lil Nas X’s new music video about her. After lil nas released his new song, montero, and a video of him bottoming for Satan, GG tweeted that it was “week like these” that she was “thankful to be blocked by Lil Nas X.”

Lil nas replied, simply, “i still see ur tweets shitty pants.” lmaooooooo shitty pants. shitty pants!!!!!

She tried to come back…


(no pun intended)

(TW: abuse)

This week, a man named Jensen Karp — who looks like someone authorities would demand not live near any public parks — tweeted about finding some shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. At first, it was one of those horrifying fun lil internet things, like “look at how disgusting this company is ha ha!”, kind of like the rat in the Zara dress, but then things got real dark real quick.

Initially, Karp’s tweet (and photo) was surprising because there were literal shrimp tails in this man’s cereal box. Then it got slightly more interesting when…


(TW: it’s all horrifying tbh)

When I was little I had a friend named Emma Borden and I refused to sleep over her house because I was convinced she was a descendant of Lizzie Borden and was going to kill her parents with an axe in the middle of the night. Why did I know about these gruesome murders at such a young age? Maybe because there’s a weird nursery rhyme about it?? Idk tbh. But a detail my lil closeted self did not know was that Lizzie was a lezzie and possibly conspired with her housekeeper/lover to commit the…


I tried to write “men are a disease” in my insta story and Instagram said it violated their guidelines, so I thought I’d extrapolate on the point here. Will also be including a photo of my nipples at the end so stay tuned.

In the wake of the murder of Sarah Everard, a lot of people are sharing their unwanted opinions about how women shouldn’t walk alone at night, or recommending things they can do to be more vigilant — even though Sarah was on the phone with her boyfriend, in sight of surveillance cameras, and murdered by a POLICE…


Don’t tell your mother.

Remember the part of quarantine almost a year ago when a bunch of young celebs were getting engaged randomly? It was right after we all stopped caring about Tiger King. Well, we’ve come full circle and it’s happening again. But while Ariana Grande didn’t learn her lesson the first time, Demi Lovato did. Instead of searching for someone else to put a ring on it, Demi is spending her time being “really queer” in her technicolor “cloud room.” A much better alternative than devoting yourself to a grown man who spends his time tweeting abt selena gomez.

In a recent…


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This morning while scrolling through the usual merry-go-round of terror that is The Internet, I came across an article claiming that in just the first two months of 2021, more than TWO DOZEN states have already taken it upon themselves to introduce (at least 73 pieces of!) legislation that attempts to ban trans girls from competing in “girls sports.” Similar bills have also been introduced at the federal level. AND YET, Americans still haven’t received any emergency funds since the $600 they pooped into our accounts in January.

Tell me, please explain it to me like I am a rock…


I feel like hollywood recycles the same 16 actresses for every movie and kristen stewart is (the only gay) one of them. Why is she playing princess diana??? Was there not an actress with a schnoz and nothing on her schedule???? Also, why are americans so obsessed with princess diana?? This is like the 36th film we’ve made about her. It’s not like i dislike her, it’s just, like, we get it, you know? (or if you are gonna make another movie abt her at least cast mayim bialik or somebody w a strong bridge ffs!!)

Recently (although i have…

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