Turns Out Cinnamon Toast Shrimp Boy Is A Serial Abuser

(no pun intended)

(TW: abuse)

This week, a man named Jensen Karp — who looks like someone authorities would demand not live near any public parks — tweeted about finding some shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. At first, it was one of those horrifying fun lil internet things, like “look at how disgusting this company is ha ha!”, kind of like the rat in the Zara dress, but then things got real dark real quick.

Initially, Karp’s tweet (and photo) was surprising because there were literal shrimp tails in this man’s cereal box. Then it got slightly more interesting when that man turned out to be the husband of the actress who plays Topanga on Boy Meets World. It went from being “wtf noooo” to “omg remember topanga!!” (We get over things way too quickly. Deeply ashamed to admit I went to Zara the week after that rat story broke bc I needed a dress for a wedding.)