‘Queer Love’ Ep 7: Yoly Misses Xandy’s Magic Hands

Meticulously picking through a container of strawberries, Mal selects the least squishy ones for her breakfast. Then she moves on to the blueberries. Yoly’s very much over this.

She asks if Mal cooking and cleaning is “sustainable,” or only happening because Mal has three weeks to win her back from the moisturized clutches of Xander. Mal says she’s been enjoying cleaning and keeping things organized, and thanks Yoly for teaching her how to make a bed correctly. Jesus lord.

“You’re a good roommate, I guess,” Yoly says. But she’s had a hard time being romantic with her.

“I wouldn’t make breakfast for my roommate,” Mal says, not quite getting it.

Also, there’s nothing romantic about you painstakingly choosing which fruit to add to a smoothie, babe.

Netflix’s disco graphics tell us we have 10 days left until “the ultimatum is answered.” And that’s when the Mayans believe the world will end.

Sam and Aussie are eating lasagna (made by Aussie? it looks bomb tbh) and Sam tells Aussie she’s on a good track to be house husband. You can tell Aussie’s relieved to no longer be with Mildred. Then Aussie starts talking about how loaded Sam is and how it emasculates them a little bit. But they say they’ve worked through their gender role stuff and…