‘Queer Love’ Ep 5: An Investigation Into the Fingering of Rae

Xander and Yoly are debriefing after the group’s night out. Vanessa, Xander’s ex, was the topic of conversation at both bars. Yoly enjoys recounting how Lexi, aka Knockers, dragged Vanessa. She alludes to something happening with her (the infamous fingering of Rae), but says it should be a conversation between Xander and Vanessa. Xander’s shook.

“Huh?” she says, her distant eyebrows growing even more distant with worry.

“That’s for you and Vanessa,” Yoly repeats, but you opened this can of worms, babe.

It’s already pretty obvious what it is, so she just tells Xander they fucked. Xander looks sad. Hasn’t she been elbow-deep in Yoly this whole time though??? But I get it, it’s awkward.

Yoly goes into how Vanessa’s here for the wrong reasons blah blah blah. I understand why Knockers is invested, it’s her ex who could potentially be played by this pansexual sociopath, but why does Yoly give a fuck? This isn’t a competition dating show. You’re already fucking Xander. This Little Debbie snack of a dyke can make her own decisions.

Xander absently nods along as Yoly goes on and on about how you shouldn’t have sex with someone “just for fun.” But, wait, here’s an idea: maybe you should. Like rn I feel like you need to get fucked, Yoly.