‘Queer Love’ Ep 4: Nobody Cares Vanessa Got Her Nipples Pierced

All of a sudden we’re piercing Vanessa’s nipples. It does not look fun. Why would you get your nipples pierced when you have a trial wife who’s supposed to be sucking on them all week?? Seems like a bad idea. Rae looks like she’s having a good time, I guess? She looks awake at least.

Meanwhile, Xander and Yoly are out to dinner. In the restaurant’s lighting you can really see how Xander’s eyebrows are running away from each other.

She’s still cute but it’s distracting. Yoly talks about how helpful and attentive and attractive Xander is. It sounds like she’s a real catch. But Xander ruins it by once again by awkwardly holding Yoly’s hand at the table like she’s her grandmother in the nursing home.

Mildred and Aussie are folding laundry together. Mildred says she feels “light and homey” with Aussie and like “200 pounds” have been lifted off her back. (Is that a dig at Tiff??) Then they lay in bed and pet Mildred’s dog. It really looks like bliss tbh.

At Mal and Lexi’s dinner, they’re being all flirty and sexual with each other. Knockers wants to make sure Mal’s going to want to marry her soon…