‘Queer Love’ Ep 3: The Last Lesbian Supper

We’re sitting around the table for “The Choice,” aka when these lesbians pick their “trial wives.” Rae chooses Vanessa. Shocker! Listening to Rae speak is like listening to paint dry. She explains that Vanessa doesn’t fit her usual type and that she’s “curious to explore that.” You wanna fuck. Just say that.

Vanessa goes next. She’s as cocky and horny and delusional as ever. “I confidently choose Rae,” she says. “You would be an amazing wife.” She knows this after meeting her three times. She adds they’d have “so much fun,” but idk about that. Rae’s never tried it before.

Mildred’s like “I need a drink” and chugs her wine following Vanessa’s choice. Rae looks like she instantly regrets this decision. Nobody else speaks. This dinner has the energy of the Red Wedding in Game of Thrones.

Mal stands and chooses Knockers. She says she “always knew” it was going to be her. They’ve been here for, like, two days, but okay. Then she starts talking about raising kids with her. Now Yoly’s crying, poor thing.

Knockers is like “Oh Mal, I know you better than 99% of the world.” What???? “You’re the type of human most people should aspire to be and most people never meet.” OMG what?? Where is this coming from?? She asked you if you snore and eat loudly?? I missed something.