Megan Fox: Too Hot To Be Cringe Or Too Cringe To Be Hot?

mad dyke mag
3 min readOct 13, 2021

Up until recently, I thought I was a Megan Fox fan. She’s smoking hot and played that bisexual vampire once. But then I heard a sound bite of an interview she did on the MTV VMAs red carpet, where she said in a baby voice that she was gonna be naked later “for daddy,” referring to Machine Gun Kelly, and i was like “oh wait nvm.” This made we wonder, can somebody be so hot they’re incapable of being perceived as cringe? Then Megan shared photos from her GQ Style spread with MGK and I had to accept that she might be the hottest, cringiest person alive.

First she shared her and MGK’s cover shot, along with a list of a few of their favorite things, including “general mayhem” and “therapy.” In the photo, Megan’s butt naked except for a gun holster, and a gun cocked at MGK’s wiener. MGK, looking like Joffrey fresh out of juvie, is wearing thigh high combat boots with a bulky blazer and lots of chains while sucking on a lollipop, not concerned with Megan threatening to shoot his dick off.

In the caption, Megan wrote: “the tale of two outcasts and star crossed lovers caught in the throes of a torrid, solar flare of a romance featuring:
feverish obsession
guns…

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