Jojo Siwa Doesn’t Give AF If Your Kid Doesn’t Like Her

In what is maybe the cutest fucking news in the entire world, human gum ball machine Jojo Siwa is gay!!! Or bi/queer/pan/non-straight. She’s not putting a label on it yet and that makes sense because nobody has to, and also she’s 17 — which actually shocked me when I Googled it because she def has more of a 12-year-old vibe. I didn’t know who Jojo Siwa was because I’m 103, but for ‘90s kids, I think this would be like if Beanie Babies came out. Or the Olsen twins back when they were making those brother-for-sale sing-along movies. Basically it’s a big fucking deal!!! (And would’ve made us all feel less suicidal in our 20s!)

Fans initially speculated that Jojo was gay after she posted a TikTok of herself lip syncing to Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way,” the pop star’s anthem about how it’s okay to be gay, or whatever. That, to me, doesn’t necessarily make somebody gay, but the internet is smarter than me. To really drive the point homo (hayoh!), Jojo shared a pic of herself wearing a shirt that said “BEST GAY COUSIN EVER.”