I’m Seated for ‘Love Lies Bleeding’

And the seat is soaking wet.

mad dyke mag
2 min readJan 30, 2024

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My nipples immediately harden at the site of a shaky neon sign that reads simply, “GYM.” Inside, Lou (Kristen Stewart) and her sweaty mullet are working out when some guys approach her, asking about her dad Lou Sr. (Ed Harris with a skullet and lots of guns). They hand her a business card with “FBI” on it. Lou’s barely listening, though, because a new hot…

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