I Think We Can All Agree Whoopi Goldberg Gives Off Lesbian Vibes

mad dyke mag
2 min readAug 24, 2023

Whoopi Goldberg, famous for not wanting anybody in her house, was recently on Raven-Symoné’s podcast, where the former teenage Disney psychic told the EGOT winner she gives off “lesbian vibes,” specifically “stud vibes.” (1000% agree.) To no one’s surprise, people have been asking Whoopi if she’s gay her whole life.

“Women have been asking me this for as long as I’ve been around,” she told Raven-Symoné and her wife, Miranda. “I am not a lesbian. But I know lots of them, and I’ve played them on television.”

She added that she has a lot of lesbian friends because “they’re just my friends.” Okay….what else would they be, Whoop? Then she goes on to say that she only kisses her lesbian friends in certain places….like any completely heterosexual woman would do.

“I’ll tell them, ‘I’m not gonna kiss you, but I’ll kiss you over here, I’ll do this, but I’m not going to do this’ … and they’re like, ‘OK!’” she explained.

It’s unclear what parts of her lesbian friends Whoopi’s comfortable kissing, considering this is a podcast and I couldn’t see what she was gesturing to when she said all of this. But I assume their cheeks? (The ones on their face, perverts.) I guess Whoopi’s vibes are so lesbian that the lesbians just can’t keep their lips off her.