Elizabeth Is Bi, But Whatever

She’s ‘non-practicing.’

Each and every day i consider hijacking this blog and making it solely about the real housewives and every day i stop myself but honestly idk how much longer that’s gonna last so unfollow me now. What was maybe one of the hardest seasons to watch in all of RH history, season 815 of real housewives of orange county, has finally come to a slow, painful end. And at the bizarre reunion — during which we found out the first lesbian housewife offered to score drugs for a fellow housewife’s 14-year-old daughter — we discovered one of these vile women (Elizabeth) is bisexual, BUT WHATEVER.

Poor, Elizabeth. Sure, on one hand, she’s a billionaire’s ex-wife who doesn’t have to work a day in her life, but on the other hand she’s one of the least liked cast members of RHOC — and that’s saying a lot (of very bad things abt her). Nobody really cares about Elizabeth because she’s kind of weird and doesn’t really know how to make friends yet (before you feel bad for her: she thought COVID was a hoax and probably voted for Trump), and her only real plot line is that she was raised in a cult and hasn’t had sex with her boyfriend yet.

At the reunion, everyone is coming for Braunwyn, the first out lesbian housewife in the franchise’s history (there have been bisexuals, though, shout out to Katie from s1 of Potomac and…