‘And Just Like That’ S2 Ep5: Give Them Dick or Give Them Death

Miranda’s alarm blares like a fog horn at 5am, waking both her and Che. Che’s pissed because they went to bed at 4am. Miranda apologizes profusely, but, like, you have things to do too, babe. She has to go home to wake up her suicidal son and get to an early class. She runs into something in the dark and it sounds painful but Che just tells her to stfu and she apologizes again. I feel like Che has her wrapped around their strap-on.

Back at her brownstone, Miranda makes pancakes and carves pumpkins and is basically being Mom of the Year so that her son doesn’t notice their lives are a mess. Brady seems annoyed but he better change his tone real quick and grab a knife and carve a fucking pumpkin with this woman.

After forcing her son to show her affection, Miranda meets up with Carrie to go to a Halloween party. On a weekday morning? I thought this bitch had class. Apparently they’re going to a party Charlotte’s throwing and they’re supposed to be in costume. Miranda couldn’t tell Carrie was in costume because she always looks like she’s in costume. Then Miranda tries to complain about her chaotic life but Carrie tells her she’s bumming her out. (We have yet to witness Carrie give another person’s life more than three-seconds thought.)