‘And Just Like That’ S2 Ep2: Lesbian Paddington Bear Cleans Up the Beach

Like all good podcast hosts, Carrie’s reciting an ad for an app that replaces your therapist. Then her producer/silver fox/lover Franklyn helps her run through a few more ads, including one about a solution for a completely scentless vagina. Apparently Carrie has a line and it’s drawn at douche ads.

Seema, who I’m beginning to sense is the Samantha replacement (there will never be another Samantha), shows up to her hair appointment looking like a drag queen in head-to-toe leopard. When the stylist asks if she’s ready to “be blown,” she says, “am I ever.” (You see the Samantha, right?? You can steal the recipe but the sauce won’t taste the same!)

Seema tells her hairdresser she broke it off with Zed because he lives with his ex-wife. He tells her her standards are too high and that’s why she’s alone. Everyone in the salon implodes. Seema says she pays him to “blow” her not “shrink” her and storms out. It’s not a good one tbh.

Miranda’s eating Che’s pu$$y when their show writer calls. Miranda doesn’t stop eating Che’s pu$$y’s despite them being on the phone because she wants the practice (also, hot! not them, but the concept). Che lets her get a few more licks in before leaving to go do their job. Miranda pouts. Does she not have a job anymore?? How is this comedian…