‘And Just Like That’ S2 Ep1: Kids, Get Out of the Pool

We greet the And Just Like That gals and thals with a subtle bang montage. Carrie’s back in her old place, about to hump some silver fox. Lisa Todd Wexley, one of the characters they half-heartedly introduced last season, is straddling her rich husband. Charlotte, wearing a black silk gown like she’s in mourning, is looking at Harry like he’s a lil bald-headed snack. Carrie’s realtor friend, Seema, is getting ready to fuck some hottie who’s smoking in her bed (vintage). And Miranda saunters up in a colorful muumuu fit for a circus clown to a broad-shouldered Che Diaz, who’s looking at her like they’re going to eat her alive and suck on her bones.

Then we watch them all ride each other while a remix of Elton John’s “Tiny Dancer” plays. Miranda’s teacher friend, Dr. Nya Wallace, is the only one not getting railed. She walks out sensually to her TV and turns on Netflix. Sometimes that’s a good night too!! But we’re supposed to feel sorry for her, obviously. How sad that Che Diaz’s fingers aren’t deep inside her in a hot tub somewhere in Cleveland. This show will always be about one thing and one thing only: you need to be fucking someone or your life is meaningless.

Carrie’s boring ass date is watching cooking shows in bed. He asks Carrie if she cooks and she says “a piece of salmon here and there.” He says “that’s something,”…