All the Housewives Are Going Gay

We all remember where we were when we heard the news. “Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky Have ‘Separated’ After 27 Years of Marriage.” With barely any time to process this world-ending information, a follow up story emerged on Instagram. Not only was Kyle leaving Mauricio, she was leaving him for someone else, and not just anyone, but dykey country music singer Morgan Wade. KYLE RICHARDS! LEAVING MAURICIO! FOR A LESBIAN! This is behavior more fitting of her sister, living legend Kim Richards.

While Kyle’s denied she and Mauricio are getting divorced, she admitted they’ve had a “rough year.” Probably because she’s spent a majority of the year taking adorable little family trips to theme parks with her lesbian lover. Before you think this is just thirsty queer women making all this up for their own horny entertainment, we have receipts!

Back in February, Morgan posted photos of her and Kyle posing with a troll at Universal Studios. It kind of looks like a throuple announcement. One of Morgan’s friends commented she was glad Morgan got some “Kyle time.” KYLE TIME?! Gay.

And if you need further evidence, which you obviously don’t because this one Instagram comment is…