‘AJLT’ S2 E9: A BABY?!

Carrie and Aidan are still happily banging at Che’s Airbnb. Carrie’s already been to Virginia and back and I’m sad we didn’t get to see it. Aidan’s kids, Homer (!), Tate (!!), and Wyatt (!!!), all love Carrie, according to Aidan. He FaceTimes Wyatt, his youngest, and tries to turn the phone toward Carrie but Wyatt’s not feeling it. No 14-year-old boy wants to FaceTime his dad’s new girlfriend. But naturally, Carrie’s taking it personally.

Aidan undresses and we get to see his ‘ol whitey tighties again. Che’s building management slips a note under their door. They’re getting kicked out for exceeding the “30-day guest limit.” Carrie’s like “let’s just go to my place that I paid millions of dollars for?” Aidan says “no.” He really needs to get over this already. Also, it’s pretty savage that it only took one month of being with Aidan for Carrie to completely forget about Big.

Seema’s helping Hot-Shot Movie Director find an apartment but he’s being unreasonably picky. He admits he’s only wanted to see more apartments so he can see her. Literal psycho behavior. Then he starts passionately making out with her at this random property he has no intention of renting. The other realtor is like “bitch what are you doing??” while Seema’s fully fucking this guy in the bedroom. Now this guy has to rent this place.