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Ellen is canceling her long-running daytime talk show because she’s bored. She needs more of a challenge. It has nothing at all to do with the mounting allegations of a toxic workplace and sexual misconduct, and everything to do with the fact that she’s a CREATIVE PERSON and needs to go be miserable on the set of some kind of docu-series on HBOMax or something.

“When you’re a creative person, you constantly need to be challenged,” Ellen, our generation’s Leonardo da Vinci, told the Hollywood Reporter, “and as great as this show is, and as fun as it is, it’s…


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Forty years after Americans signed the Declaration of Independence, during a time when (white, rich) people started to have the luxury to get bored again, they decided to create some kind of culture for themselves. The theater was a spicy place at the time that some people thought was sinful, while others were just trying to watch women in mustaches act out Shakespeare in peace. One of those mustachioed women was America’s very first celebrity, Charlotte Cushman, who also happened to be a queer (surprise surprise).

Cushman officially became America’s first celeb after playing Romeo in a performance of Romeo…


I haven’t seen Ammonite because it looks like everything i hate in a movie — hours of eye contact, longing, and dull af dialogue ends in some abrupt fingering through a petticoat. I will probably never see it, and yet the film will haunt me forever because I once read a story about how Kate Winslet rescheduled a sex scene with Saoirse Ronan in order to film said scene on the actress’s birthday. Happy Birthday, indeed.

Apparently even fictionally fucking Kate Winslet is so great that she thought filming the scene on Saoirse’s birthday would give her “frankly, a great…


Most movies I review on here are borderline painful to watch and it’s hard to find good things to say about them but Shiva Baby was, believe it or not, ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD. And queer. And well written and well acted and nobody is really wringing their hands over their sexuality, they’re just kind of bumping body parts over babka. I’m in love with this lil sweaty sticky funny horny movie!

First off, the music is perfect. It’s basically made of these haunting plucky strings that give the whole thing the energy of a horror film, only nobody ever dies…


(TW: suicide)

ABC inadvertently cast its first gay Bachelor when they named Colton Underwood as the star of season 23 of the show, where a 29-to-40-year-old former athlete chooses his future wife from 32 21-to-24-year-old physical therapists from various regions of the midwest. If you tuned into Colton’s season, it was awkward as hell and ended with him throwing himself over a fence and basically forcing contestant Cassie Rudolph to stay on the show and date him (she’d initially wanted to leave because she wasn’t into it.) It was hard to watch tbh. And that’s saying a lot for this…


On Instagram live recently, Kehlani, who previously said they were “queer, not bi, not straight”, announced she “finally” knows she’s a lesbian and we love that for her! The singer — famously the romantic interest of Haley Kiyoko in the “What I Need” video — went on to talk about their privilege as a “cisgender-presenting, straight-presenting” person in the music industry.

“I think a lot of artists who we talk about and say, ‘Oh, they had to come out or they had to do this,’ a lot of them can’t hide it,” she said in the video. “A lot of…


And threatened to f*ck her dad.

Desperate for attention after going more than a year without hardly any mass shootings to parlé into PR opportunities for herself, Gun Girl, basically a packet of ramen with an AK-47, decided to make Lil Nas X’s new music video about her. After lil nas released his new song, montero, and a video of him bottoming for Satan, GG tweeted that it was “week like these” that she was “thankful to be blocked by Lil Nas X.”

Lil nas replied, simply, “i still see ur tweets shitty pants.” lmaooooooo shitty pants. shitty pants!!!!!

She tried to come back…


(no pun intended)

(TW: abuse)

This week, a man named Jensen Karp — who looks like someone authorities would demand not live near any public parks — tweeted about finding some shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. At first, it was one of those horrifying fun lil internet things, like “look at how disgusting this company is ha ha!”, kind of like the rat in the Zara dress, but then things got real dark real quick.

Initially, Karp’s tweet (and photo) was surprising because there were literal shrimp tails in this man’s cereal box. Then it got slightly more interesting when…

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